Wednesday: Divination Class
Here, in divination class, you'll learn to read the environment around you.
To The New Muggle Technologies Professor:
I know you're in Schmendrick's closet. I'm telling Rincewind, he'll help. Also, it was just ferrets not Headmaster Colom that scratched you. 14 of them. Corrupted by dark magic. So uh, maybe seek medical attention soon. Whatever possessed you to release them anyways? Wait, don't tell me, I can se... oh.
Anyways, Headmaster Colom is NOT a werewolf. Maybe a wear-wolf, if anything. Have you seen that ugly fur coat he wears sometimes?
Rolling her eyes,
Professor W. Wax
Notice To All Staff and Student:
Please bear with us; all of our textbooks have seem to have picked up some ferret fur and maybe the slightest tinge of dark magic. Everything's going to be just fine, nothing to write home about! Please. Really, don't tell your parents.
Signed,
The most definitely not-panicking deputy headmaster
Rincewind